In the Woods

In all the hullabaloo of the Tiger Woods affair, I have to question, when the women involved became so blindly stupid. A man with a billion dollars or a mega-star status will not tell less lies than an ordinary man. Maybe the money made them think that such a person would be more trustworthy. Or perhaps better in bed, in order to have got away with “my wife does not understand me”.

Perhaps in their hope to land a millionaire they forgot to treat the man, as a normal man. Sex will never be any better with a celebrity, actor, or a music star. I suspect worse,they might expect there is less effort involved for them. Only in fantasies at least. There have been several nights a list of fantasy men have kept me entertained, Kelly Jones, Ben Fogle, Damien Lewis and Louis Theroux, thank you very much. All of the women should have made him work just as hard as any other man.

I am not an expert and I am still in practise here, but I am not taking second best at the moment for a serious partner.  Perhaps you can now guess which of the four men surprised me! Here is the result of making some labour for a man;

Well (!!!!!) I am so glad I found you on here! You
didn’t exactly make it easy - I did have to think about
it for a bit, but I did write your name in my travel
book, so that helped. I was not expecting you to run
off without giving any contact info, especially after
what I would consider an epic birthday night.

I hope that I make it back to the UK soon. I seriously
think you are really cool, I really enjoyed your
company. What is your email address, and phone
number? I would love to chat sometime. I know the time
zone is a bit off, but you UK girls, well you have a
certain sassy-ness that I need some practice
calibrating with.

I am all too aware that a man will make all the effort he can to get what he wants, no matter what his name is.